The Chapman Family, The Georgian Theatre, Stockton, 26 July 2013
North Tees . Stockton . Hartlepool . Darlington . Say these names, and wait for the reaction. Most people think its some kind of post-industrial backwater with nothing going for it than a parmo on a Friday night. The further down you go, the more visible people’s reactions get, horror mixed with curiosity that people still live there. Cracking sea air. Born in Stockton on Tees, fetched up in Hartlepool , I’ll be first in the line to say it can be a nightmare. A few steps in the wrong direction on West View, and you’re in a race to get out before your wheels are sold for scrap. The headlines write themselves - at least one of the towns will be held up every year for having the worst teenage pregnancy, the highest amount of drug use, the worst life expectancy, the worst/best binge drinkers, the lowest employment rate, the highest amount of council tax dodgers and state funders, the highest illiteracy rates or even the town that voted the monkey mascot as mayor. Beneath...